The Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic Advice from beyond, way way beyond. Wed, 16 May 2012 04:00:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 The Watching http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=558 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=558#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 04:00:30 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=558 The dead have no sense of privacy at all.

Is there anything creepier than thinking that dead people are watching you all the time? *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> The dead have no sense of privacy at all.

Is there anything creepier than thinking that dead people are watching you all the time?

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Happy Mothers Day to all mothers out there. May some small joy find you, especially to those who have been forgotten and left alone in some cheap retirement home. *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> Did you remember your mother today? Do I need to have Grim remind you personally?

Happy Mothers Day to all mothers out there. May some small joy find you, especially to those who have been forgotten and left alone in some cheap retirement home.

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=556 0 EOM http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=553 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=553#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 04:00:19 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=553 And the donuts has a higher salary than you do!

What do you mean an inanimate object can’t be employee of the month? Oh well! Bill, looks like you’re going to have to give your award from last month back. *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> And the donuts has a higher salary than you do!

What do you mean an inanimate object can’t be employee of the month? Oh well! Bill, looks like you’re going to have to give your award from last month back.

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=553 0 Sense of Adventure http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=551 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=551#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 04:00:17 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=551 And remember kids, whan at the monkey house, keep your mouths open!

“Dear Mommy, Yesterday I went to the Ghetto Zoo. The animals were real funny there too. But they forgot to put in the glass walls. Please send me a new liver, spleen and two kidneys. And hurry please. Your Cherished Boy, Junior.” *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are [...]]]> And remember kids, whan at the monkey house, keep your mouths open!

“Dear Mommy, Yesterday I went to the Ghetto Zoo. The animals were real funny there too. But they forgot to put in the glass walls. Please send me a new liver, spleen and two kidneys. And hurry please. Your Cherished Boy, Junior.”

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=551 0 Equal Relationship http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=549 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=549#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 04:00:25 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=549 Just another Typical American Relationship.

But mention all the male friends she hangs out with to 3 am in the morning…. *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> Just another Typical American Relationship.

But mention all the male friends she hangs out with to 3 am in the morning….

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=549 0 Direction In Life http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=546 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=546#comments Sun, 29 Apr 2012 04:00:19 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=546 If you really don’t like the answer, don’t ask the question.

Remember to be kind to our earth dwelling garbage processors. *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> If you really don’t like the answer, don’t ask the question.

Remember to be kind to our earth dwelling garbage processors.

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=546 0 Misinformation Age http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=544 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=544#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:00:46 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=544 And he was saving himself for his wedding night.

The really amazing part about the information age is the amount of total bullshit that is now available for free. You used to have to pay for it. Hint hint… *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> And he was saving himself for his wedding night.

The really amazing part about the information age is the amount of total bullshit that is now available for free. You used to have to pay for it.
Hint hint…

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=544 0 Options http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=541 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=541#comments Sun, 22 Apr 2012 04:00:29 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=541 Go ahead, say it's not right. But no matter what, still better than death by vanilla.

3 hours of sleep a night is enough, right? Need more money. *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> Go ahead, say it's not right. But no matter what, still better than death by vanilla.

3 hours of sleep a night is enough, right?

Need more money.

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Actually these sound like fun. I just wouldn’t recommend that you share this with your boss though… *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> Incompetence: Is there nothing it can't do?

Actually these sound like fun. I just wouldn’t recommend that you share this with your boss though…

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]]> http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?feed=rss2&p=539 0 Children Of The Corn Syrup http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=535 http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=535#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:00:13 +0000 Grim Advisor http://thegrimadvisor.com/comic/?p=535 That's OK, the free healthcare system will take care of that. Psyce!

It’s a modern triple whammy with no solution in sight. Not one you want to hear in any case. *****REMEMBER***** Grim is running for office! (Opens in a new window) We are still millions short of our campaign goal. Donate today!]]> That's OK, the free healthcare system will take care of that. Psyce!

It’s a modern triple whammy with no solution in sight. Not one you want to hear in any case.

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